Another red carpet. You know I have feelings. And joining the conversation this time is guest blogger, Liz.
Oh, hell YES!
Jaclyn Michelle: Karen Elson looks phenomenal! Who says redheads can’t wear pink???
Liz: Some girl in high school. I wore a pink prom dress. I showed HER!
Jaclyn Michelle: BOOM! What I love about this gown is that it’s super flattering, it’s approrpiately referential to the occasion, and brings just the right amount of drama. Elson is a true style icon.
Jaclyn Michelle: Also pretty in pink…
Liz: Blake is still winning, in my opinion.
Jaclyn Michelle: I am a bit obsessed with this dress, and how Leighton looks in it. Stunning.
Jaclyn Michelle: Allison looks chic. So sophisticated. Love it.
Jaclyn Michelle: That dress? YES! That lipstick? NO NO NO.
Jaclyn Michelle: I have mixed feelings about the dress. I mean, Beyoncé could wrap herself in a shower curtain and she’d look PHENOMENAL…I just don’t know how I feel about the dress itself.
Liz: Choose your words wisely–I don’t think you’re allowed to say anything negative about Beyoncé on the internet.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Liz: Who signs a couture dress?
Jaclyn Michelle: It’s like the Gap logo sweatshirt of gowns. From the front, it’s very evocative of Charles James’ work…but from the back…déclassé.
Jaclyn Michelle: Lovely, but…yawn…I’m sorry. What were we talking about again?
Not quite…maybe they misread the invite?
Jaclyn Michelle: She knows that this is the Met Gala, right? Not drinks w/ friends at The Jane? I mean, it’s a chic cocktail dress, but this is the MET GALA! WEAR A GOWN! Ditto, Lena Dunham:
Jaclyn Michelle: I actually think Dree looks stunning and love her in this dress. I just feel like it’s a hair shy of being appropriate for the occasion.
Swing and a miss
Jaclyn Michelle: I think it’s appropriate that well all take a moment of silence to mourn the end of Lupita’s perfect sartorial streak…*tear*
Jaclyn Michelle: Oh, hell no.
Liz: Katie Holmes is dressed as her favorite Disney Princess.
Jaclyn Michelle: “Belle goes Boho.” I blame the Scientologists.
Jaclyn Michelle: So many things. Where to start? The corset? The headdress? Is she conjuring Frida Kahlo? I just don’t get what this has to do with Charles James or is in any way appropriate for the event…
Liz: Nicole Richie has purple hair?
Jaclyn Michelle: She is REVIVING my mis-guided 9th grade fashion fantasies. Crushed velvet. Manic Panic hair. 67 individual ear piercings (approximately).
Jaclyn Michelle: Watch out, Pharell. Erykah Badu is coming for you. She’s seeing your Vivienne Westwood and raising you a bedazzler…
Jaclyn Michelle: I’m really glad that Elizabeth Olsen could take some time out of her jam-packed ice capades schedule to make the Met Gala. And on what planet do those shoes go with that dress?
Jaclyn Michelle: We’re honoring costumes, not wearing them. Should have clarified. Though Tabitha’s attempt at conjuring Flora is admirable…if she were performing in an opera.
A picture is worth a thousand words. I have zero.
Ok. Your turn. Best dressed? Worst? Kardashian-ist? Let me know in the comments!