Four Fashion Week Trends I Will NOT Be Copping

There were many phenomenal pieces that graced the catwalks of New York, London, Milan and Paris…and then there were the pieces that left the land of ready-to-wear and took a hard left into the realm of…fantasy?  costume?  anatomy? insufficient grooming?

Here are four fashion week trends I will NOT be trying to emulate:

One: Skirts that look positively labial

Emilio de la Morena image via Style.com

Emilio de la Morena
image via Style.com

Emilio de la Morena image via Style.com

Emilio de la Morena
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Two:  Sweaty hat head

Marni  image via Style.com

Marni
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Marni image via Style.com

Marni
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Fashion East  image via Style.com

Fashion East
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Fashion East image via Style.com

Fashion East
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Three: Muppet-skin accents

Peter Som image via Style.com

Peter Som
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Peter Som image via Style.com

Peter Som
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Helmut Lang  image via Style.com

Helmut Lang
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Helmut Lang image via Style.com

Helmut Lang
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Giorgio Armani image via Style.com

Giorgio Armani
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Four:  Whatever the eff is going on here…

Jacquemus  image via Style.com

Jacquemus
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Jacquemus image via Style.com

Jacquemus
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Jacquemus image via Style.com

Jacquemus
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Seriously?  Does this sweater have not one, but TWO neck holes?

I want to hear from you:  What trends left you confused and/or cringing?  Let me know in the comments!